FAQ’s
Currency
Question: In what currency are the prices shown?
Valhalla: Canadian dollars.
Shipping
Q: Why am I not charged shipping on Greeting Cards or Postcards?
V: Because Greeting Cards and Postcards ship for free, duh?!
Q: From where do you ship?
V: All orders are processed and shipped from Toronto, Ontario, Canada?
Q: How is the shipping calculated?
V: Shipping is value-based and is broken down as follows:
| Rates: within Canada |
| Order Total: | Shipping: |
| Up to $15.00 $ | 4.95 |
| $15.01-$25.00 $ | $ 6.95 |
| $25.01-$45.00 $ | $ 9.95 |
| $45.01-$65.00 $ | $13.95 |
| $65.01-$95.00 $ | $16.95 |
| $95.01-$125.00 $ | $20.95 |
| $125.01-199.99 $ | $24.95 |
| $200.00 and up $ | Free |
Q: What extra shipping charges are there?
V: Orders to the main U.S. are charged an extra $10.00 for shipping and Alaska, Hawaii and other U.S. territories are an extra $15.00.
Q: What if I want it fast?
V: Express shipments require additional charges and will be calculated based on destination and speed.
Q: What about International shipments?
V: International shipments will be calculated based on destination and speed. The most economical method is always our first choice. For anything other than standard please make note in special instructions.
History
Q: How long has Valhalla Cards and Gifts been in business?
V: 10 years.
Q: What is the philosophy behind Valhalla Cards and Gifts?
A: It’s a store with things that we think are great for people with taste as good as ours.
Inane Questions
Q: If you could be any animal, what animal would you be?
V: Are you saying I’m not an animal?
Q: If a fight broke out between a Great White Shark and a Tiger, who would you put your money on?
V: I’m not really comfortable with telling my gambling secrets.
Q: OK, who do you think would win?
V: Is the fight on land or in the water?
Q: It’s in a river, a metre and a half deep!
V: Fresh water or salt water?
Q: Salt.
V: Then I would have to say, knowing a thing or two about the natural world…
Q: Never mind.
Gift-wrapping
Q: If I wanted something gift-wrapped and sent to somebody, is that possible at ValhallaCards.com?
V: Yes. At the end of your order, you are offered the gift-wrap option as well as a different shipping address option. This only works if the entire order is being shipped to that alternative address. If you want to order several things, just divide your order between shipping addresses. For example, let’s say you want a copy of a The Gas We Pass for yourself and you want to send a copy of Everyone Poops to your grandfather in Florida, right? What you need to do is order the book for Grandpa, select gift-wrap if you want, fill-in the “ship to“ address as his and close the order. Then return to the store and order your book. Again, you can select the gift-wrap feature and surprise yourself with a little something special just because you’re you!
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